Weekend in Haiku

Doesn't everyone document their mini-vacation in haiku? Nerd alert -- we did. Here 'tis.

Lauren:

Four bees, and honey

A heapin’ quart of dairy

From whence does it come?

Car up! See the snake

Beverage compatible crew

Gold grapes on the porch

Watch out, broken dock

The deer shakes her tail, looks up

Seeded glass with tea

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Husband Matt:

I floss my teeth now

Alone or with my people?

Let’s all share one strand

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Melissa:

Sticky-sugared top

Your blueberry lemon scone

Safely in tummy

This is all a lie

The scone lies in its wrapper

Ready for your bite

Ice cream sticky blue

Thorns on vines and bugs swarm

Is honey vegan?

“Fascinating” chat

White noise obscures listening

Attention span wanes

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Brother Matt:

Hot boiled peanuts

Roadside beauty shares wisdom

A heapin’ quart, please

Delicious sheepshead

Powerful is one’s karma

I am in trouble …

The nicest of men

Vigorous flossing at night

Sibling rivalry

Kava and tea tree

The portentous atmosphere

Lauren teaches well

Magical weekends

Gracious acts of selflessness

Sisters are the best

Produce and dairy

The cart is filling nicely

Please don’t slap the ham

Everyone asleep

Secluded in the forest

Fireflies on parade